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About Me Official Beta Tester Comic Artist A.K.A HJW678 The Pwn Master18/Male/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Oh...YUCK

Don't you hate it when that happens?

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If your gonna view my stuff, I have a request....
STOP SAYING SUCH COMMENTS AS "lol" OR "HAHAHAHAHA!" THEY ARE NOT COMMENTS! I REALLY TRY HARD TO BE A GOOD DA ARTIST, BUT SRSLY! I WOULD RATHER GET BAD CRTICS THEN EFFING LOLS!
For those who do comment with PROPER words of advice or appreciation for my stuff, thank you.

Ok! Feel free to browse, I do lot of comics and some drawings, and I'm always open for art trades.

The Misfit Team Force Comics

The Misfit Team Force comics, my pride and joy, go check them out, They get funnier, i promise

Resident Evil 4 Comics

My newest set of comics, based on the brilliant Resident evil 4

Madness Combat Comics

Before i made THE MISFIT TEAM FORCE comics, i did these kind of comics, i may revist them soon

Neverhood related art

Zombie HJW678 art trades gifts and requests


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Zombie HJW678 (Or Just Zombie Hank) - A self-centered, sociopathic, mean-spirited, idiotic, sharp-tongued and heavy smoking zombie and one of my most popular creations.
This is a folder of all the fan art, gifts and request i have gotten of the undead pwn master.
As well as the undead version, I will now be putting the normal living version (Myself) in this folder as well

Critiques


I have seen quite a lot of pictures on DeviantART of gasmasks, and I am aware how hard they can actually be to draw. But this is a fant...

by *zorble

This isnt too bad, Although the face is a pretty good attempt, but the legs are a bit uneven, it looks like she's almost balancing...

Webcam

Shoutbox

=angelmarthy:iconangelmarthy:
:w00t:
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 6:32 AM
~Duljo321:iconDuljo321:
I prefer the Pretzelmix.
Fri Jun 26, 2009, 9:59 PM
=BigMacMcpherson:iconBigMacMcpherson:
I prefer the popcorn mix
Sun Jun 14, 2009, 10:42 AM
~EpicBlargman:iconEpicBlargman:
Cakemix
Fri Jun 12, 2009, 8:53 PM
=slayterwesker:iconslayterwesker:
OMG WTF AHHHH
Wed May 20, 2009, 3:52 PM
~Raymendye:iconRaymendye:
O_O?
Sat May 16, 2009, 1:17 PM
=BigMacMcpherson:iconBigMacMcpherson:
You too! XD
Wed May 13, 2009, 12:26 PM
~Raymendye:iconRaymendye:
????????????
Tue May 12, 2009, 5:32 PM
=BigMacMcpherson:iconBigMacMcpherson:
Stop saying that!
Tue May 12, 2009, 3:58 PM
*Pyroguy44:iconPyroguy44:
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Tue May 12, 2009, 3:51 PM
~Duljo321:iconDuljo321:
NoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Toaster OVENS!
Mon May 11, 2009, 2:02 PM
~aspiekid0101:iconaspiekid0101:
TOASTER!
Thu May 7, 2009, 4:19 AM
=BigMacMcpherson:iconBigMacMcpherson:
WE NEED CHARLES! SOMEONE GET CHARLES!.....Why is there someone in the kitchen with dinah?
Thu Apr 30, 2009, 2:16 PM
~Astronblackmoon:iconAstronblackmoon:
... look at all the confusion ._.
Thu Apr 30, 2009, 6:58 AM
~Zoroo:iconZoroo:
waaw
Wed Apr 29, 2009, 11:52 AM
=BigMacMcpherson:iconBigMacMcpherson:
????
Mon Apr 27, 2009, 12:46 AM
~xRobin:iconxRobin:
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Thu Apr 23, 2009, 1:19 PM
=BigMacMcpherson:iconBigMacMcpherson:
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Tue Apr 21, 2009, 4:32 PM
~Raymendye:iconRaymendye:
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Tue Apr 21, 2009, 4:13 PM
=BigMacMcpherson:iconBigMacMcpherson:
The juggernaut wonders why this is still here...BITCH!
Tue Apr 21, 2009, 2:18 PM

Stamp collection


These have been moved to my journal page, since I have so many, but the extra special ones will remain here.
EXTRA SPECIAL ONES



Always happy to do that folks.


Rules of the interweb.

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. C**k goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more f**ked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed.

deviantID

Just call me HJW678 or Hank

Hank/HJW678 is known as THE PWN MASTER, as the name suggests, he enjoys pwning folks, offline or online.
But he doesn't just pwn people he knows...He also rants about anything he can get his gloves on, but it's mostly due to the following:
Internet tough guys
Haters
TV ads
REALLY bad vids (Don't worry, he only picks on ITG, haters and popular memes gone bad)

His main catchphrase is "SHAME ON YOU!" which is then followed by flashing words of the same quote, whilst a short segment from the super smash bros brawl version of Waluigi pinball plays, this is also his intro to his Youtube combat vids.
In every vid he is in, he is seen wearing a black beenie hat with a white tip going around it, this is fave hat and he see's it as his main icon, whenever he draws a new version of himself or normally some fan art, the hat has a 90% chance of appearing.
His main comic is called THE MSFIT TEAM FORCE, a series consisting of 7 misfits, all with different personalitys and abilitys, though they are all male.
In his offline life, HJW678 lives somewhere in the south of England. like any teen, he enjoys video games and hanging with friends, he also has a dog which he reffers to in his vids, as the DOG 'O DOOM.
As for himself, he is slightly Asperges, but is able to live a normal life. Finally, his left eye is slightly lazy, as it often swings a bit too far to the left when he looks straight on or when looking to the left. Though this is also why his character, Zombie HJW678's left eye is always idle in the upper left position.
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I like:

Drawing

Making vids

Watching a good zombie film

Role playing (not a lot, but when i'm bored and it's fun to let your imagination go wild)

Claymation

hanging out with my friends, offline and online

Annoying people in a good harmless way

Scatman John, the greatest singer ever in my opinion

The nostlgia critic, makes me nearly choke everytime


I hate:
mean people

the fact we can never seem to all just get along.

most celebs, especially fashion models and people
who dont rly do anything special or heroic, the real heroes are our doctors and lawyers and what not.

Air raid sirens, they terrify the hell out of me

CARMELLDANSSEN OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SAY IT!

Most OC characters who are just Mary sue's or sonic/pokemon/happy tree friends based characters

People who assume that Hank, sandford or Deimos will be their dream boyfriend (I'm a die hard madness combat fan, so this is just one guy's opinion)

youtube poops WHO DO THE SAME BLOODY JOKES EVERY SINGLE TIME SO 96% OF YTPS!

Your face

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: sparsholt college
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: ....wut?
  • Interests: madness combat, happy tree friends, aqua teen hunger force suuperjail! vid making drawing and pwning
  • Favourite movie: Mars Attacks! & Eight Legged Freaks
  • Favourite band or musician: green day, scatman john, The misfits
  • Favourite genre of music: scatman john video game music and remixs
  • Favourite artist: KingBanjo, that dude is so underrated
  • Favourite poet or writer: Zorble
  • Favourite photographer: peter parker
  • Favourite style of art: I'm not really that picky
  • Operating System: my panic room
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Shell of choice: What do i look like? a turtle?
  • Skin of choice: the cold dead skin of zombie HJW678
  • Favourite game: Curruntly The Neverhood
  • Favourite gaming platform: nintendo wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Hank J Wimbleton, strong bad, luigi, master shake, the warden Klaymen AND THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
  • Personal Quote: Shame on you!
  • Tools of the Trade: a hellva lot of patience with MS paint and a webcam

WHAT'S MAI NAME? BOO-YAH! (EDIT)

Fri Jul 10, 2009, 5:07 AM
*Corny bagpipe music plays*
YESH!
YESH!


THE PWN MASTER IS GOING TO NEW YORK IN OCTOBER!

I just got the news that I have been given a place and accomodation for the national certificate at my college. So my parents agreed with me, that if I got on, they would take me for a week in new york.

:iconslizor27: IF YOUR READING THIS, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SMITE YOU LIKE A BUG!


In other news...I STILL CAN'T BEAT GLASS-FUCKING-JOE! AND I WON'T CHANGE MY MOOD UNTIL HE'S DEAD!

EDIT:
In even more news. It has nearly been a year since I started my beloved YOUTUBE COMBAT, it has done well I think, maybe not the best thing on youtube ever, but still enough to be notcied by you guys. Anyways...Things are changing for the series, new improved stuff...More stuff will be revealed later.


I also need to upload a sketch I did of a boss from house of the dead overkill, but apart from that, no new art news.

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  • Mood: Furious
  • Listening to: Glass joe laughing at me...always laughing
  • Reading: FUCK THAT! I'M TRYING TO KILL JOE!
  • Watching: Srsly, that furious icon is just the tip.
  • Playing: Punch-out!
  • Eating: JOE WILL HAVE TO EAT WITH A TUBE UP HIS NOSE SOON!
  • Drinking: The wine of defeat...DUE TO FUCKING GLASS JOE!

Visitors

:iconwolfcub:
*wolfcub
Jul 10, 2009
2:22 am
:iconcthulhuvodarek:
~cthulhuvodarek
Jul 9, 2009
9:12 pm
:iconduljo321:
~Duljo321
Jul 9, 2009
8:35 pm
:iconhaloking23:
~haloking23
Jul 9, 2009
8:29 pm
:iconsibe-husky:
*sibe-husky
Jul 9, 2009
6:24 pm

Who is your fave Ghost(s) or monster from Ghostbusters 1 or 2?

40%
2 deviants said The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
20%
1 deviant said Slimer
20%
1 deviant said ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER! ZUUL! (Damn you nostalgia critic!)
20%
1 deviant said The Scoleri Brothers (HJW678's Fave)
0%
No deviants said The Libary Ghost
0%
No deviants said Gozor
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No deviants said Vigo
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No deviants said Other (comment)

A friendly message

I really don't care for comments that just say "Thanks for the fave", everytime someone clicks the "add to favourites" button, a little message say's "Thanks!" So you don't have to thank that person!

STOP TAKING THE LITTLE "ADD TO FAVOURITES" JOB, YOU FAT CAT BASTARDS! HE HAS A FAMILY TO FEED! THINK OF THE LITTLE GUY! YOU BASTARDS! YOU GREEDY GREEDY BASTARDS!

I'm done, thanks for reading this.

Comments


Thanks :)

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To' se lo debo a
la musica lounge!

:stereo:

[link]
"You're going to Newyork in october?!"
Said Duljo the eavesdropping jerkwad.

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OI A VEA
SNOO....
No, I am NOT sinking to that level.

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This is my new website, I have a lot of work to do on it at the moment, but please check it out.
[link]
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So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that will happen to you today!
~The spy
You Know you want to.

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OI A VEA
Uh Hank, I put random pictures on DA. Im not buying anything after I put them there, right?
I think I see where your coming from here.

You think by uploading stuff, you think you are being made to buy stuff?

No. DA might ask you if you want to submit a print of your art, but just say no, they won't mind.

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This is my new website, I have a lot of work to do on it at the moment, but please check it out.
[link]
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So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that will happen to you today!
~The spy
October?? Awesome dude!! Maybe Ill see u somewhere
Yo!
thanks for the fave 8D

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Gdyby mózg hieny wyciągnąć z jej czaszki i wsadzić do czaszki od kury, to i tak by dalej grzechotało.

I will eat them >D
~snow1wolf3
=slawomiro

A JA WAS WSZYSTKICH ZJEM!!! >D
nom nom nom :U
OMGLOL THANKS FOR THE FAV LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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OI A VEA
Thanks for the fav :D!
x

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YAOIYAOI <3
Tag!
You're it!

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OI A VEA
OH DIGGITY DANG DOO.

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This is my new website, I have a lot of work to do on it at the moment, but please check it out.
[link]
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So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that will happen to you today!
~The spy
DAYUM STRAIT.

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OI A VEA
thanks for the fav+ :hug:
Thanks for the fave!

--
Flyleaf
I'm so sick,
Infected with where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss, selfishness
let me live...


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I am Sarah Power in dA's Celebrities Crew!
[link]

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"What the hell happened to rock and roll? Eyeliner? Energy drinks? And no guitar solos? I've taken shits with bigger rock stars than them!"
-Gilby Clarke to Fallout Boy
My policy:
[link]
Thanks for visiting :wave:

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~I'm not dead, I'm just acting ~
:thanks:

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This night's a perfect shade of
Dark blue, dark blue have you
Ever been alone in a crowded room when I'm
Here with y o u
I said the world could be burning, burning down.
Thanks for the fave

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Wolfcub

*THE JAK & DAXTER NUT*
No prob wolfie, I finally thought of a good idea for my side of the art trade, would of got it up sooner if it wernt for the stacks load of work and pain I have been in, should get it up very soon.

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This is my new website, I have a lot of work to do on it at the moment, but please check it out.
[link]
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So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that will happen to you today!
~The spy
oh no worries I know that this time of year is very busy I understand take your time I can wait

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Wolfcub

*THE JAK & DAXTER NUT*
Thanks for the fav!

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I'ma HAPPY TIPER! :typerhappy:
check in you website you might find someone familiar!!!=D
Thanks for the favs on my Neverhood stuff!

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"Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?"~Dr. Steinman
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